Order your wine in a pint glass.
OF COURSE wine glasses are much more fun, fancy, and sophisticated...but one doesn't always want to stand out. Also, most often when my classmates and I attend "such pub", it's not usually to be sophisticated.
After braving the magnum of unnamed "red wine", and a pound of wings (which is actually quite tasty! BBQ sauce and red wine are a great pair!), and the resulting jeering from my beer chugging friends, my first solution was to cross the line and drink.....vodka-tonic. When I was 21, vodka-tonic soothed my tattered soul well enough, and also made me leave my inhibitions well, well behind. These days, its a trip down fuzzy memory lane to my undergrad.........let's just not rehache that....
I recently went to another pub, and legitimately ordered wine, and they served them in high-balls. And lo, my "Neighbourhood Pub" solution beheld.
Pros To Ordering Your Wine in aPint Glass:
- You get a pint of wine.
- Your beer-buddies think its guiness...for the first half.
- Its crap wine, tastes like grape-juice anyway--feels like its a coctail
- You get a PINT of WINE. (see: inhibitions, left behind)
- Its not so sneaky when you get "red wine teeth" from the crap wine
- After the first half-pint, it looks like grape juice.
- When your friends DO find out....the oversized spigelau doesnt seem so bad.